He's Czech 
He's great 
He's Paddy Berger's mate 
Vladimir, Vladimir

He's red 
He's white 
He scores against the sh!te 
Nick Barmby, Nick Barmby

He's fat 
He's round 
He bounces on the ground
Sammy Lee Sammy Lee

He's fat 
He's shit 
He's never fuckin' fit 
Peter Reid Peter Reid

He's big 
He's Dutch 
We like him very much
Westerveld Westerveld