Michael Owen score a goal for me 
(To the tune of Rene & Renata's "Save Your Love")

Michael Owen score a goal for me
Just like the two you scored in Italy
Score another like in Roma
Then this lot can **** off home-a
Michael Owen score a goal for me

or the 1980s version ...

Oh win the European Cup for me
I'll go all the way to Italy
Make it up by beating Roma
Thats the cup I wanta owna
Win the European Cup for me